Men explain religion to me
When did Christ become the Great Penis in the Sky to which you must sacrifice children?
I saw the lady on the plane next to me reading the book "Men Explain Things to Me" by Rebecca Solnit published by Haymarket Books,. I thought, "I have to get that book!" After reading it, I have a few stories of my own.
I attended Mass every Sunday and nearly all holy days for five years with my two children and nearly always put a check in the collection basket. I signed my children up for CCD and sacraments and made a point of waiting for the teacher and filled in when a teacher didn't show. The moment I married my agnostic, Catholic school raised husband and convinced him to come to mass, I became a non-entity to the church. The contribution envelopes came addressed Mr. and Mrs. Husband name. So I write this using the only name that the vatican recognizes. Mrs. Paul Owczarek.
"We have noted a grave disorientation and great confusion of many faithful regarding extremely important matters for the life of the Church." The Dubia cardinals.
Francis even rallied all the bishops for a Sin Nod.
I wrote letters to every single English speaking bishop in the world that I could find off the inventory to complain about important points of theology.
- Did they negate Benne Dick codifying vatican preference for pedophiles over women in vatican law? No. Their preferred "representative of Christ" is therefore a deranged predator of children, holy only because it is male. Congratulations, they just effectively declared Christ to be the great penis in the sky to which you must sacrifice children.
- Did they reverse Benne Dick's endorsement of vatican policies " Promote the pedophile - Excommunicate the woman & gather pedophiles from around the world and turn them loose on the streets of Rome." No. That was greatest triumph of his theological career and the most vital vatican policy. And pedophilia is a vital fringe benefit of the job.
- Did they correct the Nicene Creed saying that Christ died only for 'us men';. thereby declaring that a core value of Christianity is that the soul is located in the penis? - No. Absolutely no confusion there. They meant exactly what they said.
- Did they acknowledge the incompetence of their governance as shown by their silly survey that violated every principle of statistical data sampling? - No.
- Did they acknowledge the ludicrousness of supposedly celibate old men, whose response to the pedophile crisis was to defend the pedophiles, holding a sin nod on the family, when their own organization made a big deal out of saying women are in charge of the family? (mulieri dignitatems )- No. Women are only in charge of dirty diapers.
- Did they acknowledge that the Sin Nod renders amoris laetitia and mulieri dignitatems nothing more than vatican toilet paper? No, they keep arguing about it as if it actually meant something, like Trump's Corfefe.
- Can they show that they object to men killing unborn children and their mothers by not ignoring the fact that as many unborn children are killed by violence against the pregnant woman as by abortion or by the fact that as many as 25% of pregnant women suffer violence? No.
- Did they object to the vatican's "mercy prayer?" So Biblically inaccurate it shows that none of them has actually read the Bible, resulting in an abomination that essentially says, - Don't worry, Christ forgives you for being female? Can they demonstrate an iota worth of competence? No.
- Did they acknowledge the incompetence and Biblical inaccuracies of the 1963 Inter Insigniores or JPII's 1994 Ordinatio Sacerdotalis? No. The only authority they recognize is between their legs.
- Did they correct any other millennia old examples of gross incompetence and exclusion? - No.
- Can the PA bishops prove they care about the truth more than protecting pedophiles and their pocket books? No. They forced every priest in the state to blatantly lie, saying that PA bill 1947 extending the statute of limitations on pedophilia only targets non-profits when the bill itself explicitly states that sovereign immunity would be waived so public institutions could also be sued. They endorsed Bill Donahue's "Catholic League" - The legislation has one purpose "to stick it to Catholics." (He considers pedophilia a privilege exclusive to Catholics?!) The VIRTUS anti pedophile training says that one way to spot a pedophile is that they believe rules don't apply to them. This group believes rules don't apply to them because they are "catholic." No, Bill Donahue is bankrolled by bishops and cardinals per Wikipedia.
- The same way that ISIS believes that rules don't apply to them because they are "Muslim."
- Did they reverse Benne Dick's theology of the promotion of rape culture, especially of children, as a core principle of theology? - No.
- Did they object to the American bishops who endorsed the "Groper in Chief" for president, thereby defining abstinence as not a choice but a privilege revocable on the whim of any male a woman has the misfortune to come in contact with? No. My local priest handed out Bill Donahue's "Womens Moral Descent" which basically said that women deserve to be raped - men have the right and moral obligation to determine which women deserve to be raped. I suppose all those children were "asking for it" as well.
- Can they provide any evidence that they represent anything other than their penises or want to represent anything other than their penises? - No.
- Does the vatican demonstrate a belief anything other than "I has a dick; therefore, I is holy!" NO!
What did they object to? They objected to not being able to terrorize congregants already traumatized by failed marriages. I at least hope the food was good and the airlines didn't lose their luggage at their bacchanal.
They are all worried about divorced Catholics receiving Communion. Have their actions defined communion as anything other than a symbol of the sanctity of their penises? No.
They had better continue to pray for the confusion of the faithful. It is the only thing keeping the faithful from tracking them down with pitchforks and torches!
The stupid, meaningless piece of self gratifying Latin is trivia compared with the important matters for the life of the church. The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
I will continue to pray that the proud, pagan, pedophiles in the vatican convert to Christianity.
Men explain reglion to me.
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