DON’T YOU DARE ENDANGER ANY MORE CHILDREN BY HAVING THEM PRESENT IN THE LAIR OF CREATURES WHO PREFER PEDOPHILES TO WOMEN DURING YOUR UPCOMING SIN NOD!
I was trying to think how the vatican could top its last sin nod on the family with its goal of voiding the ridiculous Mulieris Dignitatem.
Of course the first item will be to immediately promote Philadelphia’s archbishop Slap You to cardinal for his exuberant protection of pedophiles to the exclusion of all else for PA Bill 1947. I think he has done the most to completely shred any remaining credibility the church may have had left since the last sin nod and deserves the red hat as a symbol of his incompetence. He can bunk with Cardinal Law at St. Mary Major in Rome and completely spot light the great pride the vatican takes in its pedophiles.
His partner in crime, Bill Donahue of the Catholic League, who believes that pedophilia is a privilege exclusive to catholics is of course the perfect replacement to cardinal Mueller for prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith. His essay, Women’s Moral Descent with its theme that men have the right and moral obligation to decide which women deserve to be raped is the perfect summary of the core vatcian doctrine – I has a dick! Therefore, I is holy!
All evidence shows that Francis’ decision to bring the refugees to the vatican resulted in dropping 6 incredibly vulnerable children into the middle of the world’s largest concentration of unrepentant pedophiles. The curia probably immediately started a 6 child brothel. I’m sure they want to increase the stable by bringing in fresh meat with a sin nod with the theme of the young. After all, the sin nod on the family had a handful of women to look pretty and stifle.
Continuing previous examples of vatican interpretation of scripture and the theme of the dubia cardinals will of course be your interpretation of the story of Abraham’s sacrifice of Isaac – Rejoice when father has you turn around and drop your pants as an essential part of his preparation for mass. Of course your sole function is to sacrifice yourself to the vatican’s chosen god – the one between your legs.
Coming this fall – Men Explain Religion to Me i.e. Subverting God to promote paganism, rape, torture, greed, xenophobia, etc. or How to turn a very active 50 + year old cradle Catholic and into a rabid anti-Catholic Crusader.
Acknowledging I am part of the 80% of the faithful actively and joyfully walled out – Where it is SAFE!
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